PMS=Easy Target
ME: turning to face him in the car. Sweeeetie do you remember when you asked my mother permission to marry me? gives mushy look to husband.
HB: indifferent. yeah
ME: continuing with mushy look. Well, what happened.
HB: stonefaced. Well I went and got your ring that I was hiding in the closet, told her I was in love with you and wanted to spend the rest of my life loving you and that I intended to ask you to be my wife.
ME: beaming sappily. Really! Oh and then what did she say!
HB: still looking like a stone. She told me she’d think about it.
ME: skeptical. What?
HB: speaking flatly. Yep. Then she got back to me four days later.
ME: upset as I imagine she postponed my engagement. What!!
HB: She came back to me and said, “I’ve talked to all of my friends and they all agree that it’s ok”.
ME: . . . . .
HB: Then she said I had better support you.
ME: uh,
HB: Then I asked you to be my wife. turns to look at me, gives me sappy look.
ME: punching husband in arm. SMART ASS!!
HB: indifferent. yeah
ME: continuing with mushy look. Well, what happened.
HB: stonefaced. Well I went and got your ring that I was hiding in the closet, told her I was in love with you and wanted to spend the rest of my life loving you and that I intended to ask you to be my wife.
ME: beaming sappily. Really! Oh and then what did she say!
HB: still looking like a stone. She told me she’d think about it.
ME: skeptical. What?
HB: speaking flatly. Yep. Then she got back to me four days later.
ME: upset as I imagine she postponed my engagement. What!!
HB: She came back to me and said, “I’ve talked to all of my friends and they all agree that it’s ok”.
ME: . . . . .
HB: Then she said I had better support you.
ME: uh,
HB: Then I asked you to be my wife. turns to look at me, gives me sappy look.
ME: punching husband in arm. SMART ASS!!
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