Sexy Hot Beauty

Air-conditioned undies, candy cane cocks, and kitty crops

There are so many sexy gifts available this Christmas that I’m sharing guide duties with Tristan Taormino (whose latest porn flick, Chemistry: Volume 1, would make a great present for anyone into hot tubs and oral sex).

Let me start by saying that I think the best gifts are those that don’t cost anything: a day spent entirely in bed, an hour-long massage, an erotic meal, or just a private, extended make-out session (in public, perhaps).

However, I also love to give presents and have found all sorts of naughty goodies that would make any lusty lady or lad purr. The Candy Cane Cock ($49.95) gives new meaning to the phrase “stocking stuffer.” This glass dildo could easily sit on a friend’s coffee table, though is probably best kept next to the bed along with some lube. It’s likely to sell out quickly, so get yours at Blowfish.com while you can.

Wear your sex positivity on your sleeve—and your chest—with an “I Heart Female Orgasm” t-shirt ($12), button ($1), or poster ($5) from iheartfemaleorgasm.com. Say it loud and say it proud and support Breast Cancer Action (bcaction.org) in the process—25 percent of the proceeds go to this worthy charity. And underneath your clothes you can’t go wrong with wispy threads that beg to be torn off your bod. According to Rebecca Apsan, owner of lingerie emporium La Petite Coquette (thelittleflirt.com) and author of The Lingerie Handbook ($13.95), it’s “air-conditioned underwear” (a/k/a crotchless) (Myla, $95) that’s all the rage.

She also recommends an “autoerotic” pearl thong ($69!), the Hanky Panky thong (because it’s the most comfortable), and for the guys, silk boxers..

by Rachel Kramer Bussel November 30th, 2006 3:16 PM. Read more at the Village Voice.