Set deep in dark mythical English woods Stagknight presents “The Weekend Warriors” paintball team on a blow out bachelor paintball weekender bender of dirty tricks, hot babes and truly splatter-tastic medieval kills to die for!
Cruising straight for “Mordred’s Keep” is Brian Seamen and his long estranged paintball team. For him it was to be the perfect stag night, all he could imagine. His beloved “Weekend Warriors” are back on the bus after five years and up for one last mission…But Happy Valley Paintball Park has something waiting for them and it ain’t all that happy…Coolly welcomed by the low and slow Fay Morgan and her mute giant little brother William. Brian and Santos wander deep in the woods on a man to man preamble and stumble upon a genuine satanic Knights Templar monk ritual. The monks summon Prince Mordred’s huge dark Guardian Knight to purge those who seek the cross. Brian is captured tied up in black wrestling bondage gear and abandoned by his mates masquerading as the monks and left out in the woods to find his own way back. Unfortunately an uninvited guest does arrive. In the cabin the guys get completely trashed in spectacular style, sex, drugs (laxatives in Brian’s case) and booze flows freely until tempers flash beyond control. The boys decide that a night game will settle it. What Stagknight or horror film would be complete without the ultra hot babes! Rising star Jocelyn Osorio plays the beautiful heroine ‘Blossom’ and gorgeous Danielle Mason plays the hilariously filthy stripper “Ginger” two girls who’d make any stag night complete. Sandra Dickinson (Hitch-hickers guide to Galaxy) plays the evil hag owner. Tooled up and ready to hit the woods, what they don’t know is there’s a new player in the game, a big, fast, badass one who won’t stop until its game over. Forget Jason, forget Freddy, come party with the newest old bad boy around! Cast: Sandra Dickinson (hitchhickers), Jocelyn Osorio and Danielle Mason Director: Simon Cathcart 
Ever wondered what the ultimate stagknight would be for your best buddy? One you carefully designed for him and for you too? Imagine it goes wrong in a dark pythonesque way but remains true to the sleazy cult schlock horror of your roots with a team of loveable, losers out to settle old scores and a dark British legend that has survived for over a fifteen hundred years until now. You can’t right that’s too stupid. It get’s better.
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