AJ Loses His Virginity In Osaka, Japan (18+)

Adonis was a Greek god that had a huge penor (he was Black). Zeus lynched him for railing Athena.I was misinformed. Not all Japanese dislike Blacks. Also, I lost my virginity on a trip to Japan last winter you fool. I did not lose my virginity in a threesome, I lost it to one woman. I am just disappointed because I only got laid 4 times in the 30 (non-consecutive) days I have spent in Japan, whereas other people have gotten laid 10+ times.

I could get a few American women, but the thing is, I find Japanese women to be the most attractive to me, as I have stated previously.

Everything I have said is true. You can choose not to believe me if you wish, that is A-OK.

I set out to be the first Black man to only have sex with Japanese women. I cannot allow White chicks, Black chicks, arab, indian, non-Japanese asians, or latrinas to ruin this prestigious record. Non-Japanese women are just unfit for boning IMO. They are far too hideous.

When I look at non-Japanese women, I only see hideous beasts. Craven dogs and mewling idiots. Noses too pointed or too wide to even look into their face without hurling. I have nothing but revolsion for these dangerous people.

I am not insecure at all. The only thing I have to worry about is White supremacists or latrino gangbangers killing me. When I get back to Japan, things will change. I will return and I will fall upon their women once more with a will! I will give them not a moments rest (in bed/futon). I shall pound them until they limp like wounded deer. They shall pray to their false gods for mercy; they will have little enough of it from me.

Yet, for all that said, I am quite capable of being a gentle lover if need be. Yasashii is their word for it. Tenderness and lovingness still count for something in bed.

Also, I will stay Black, I just wish that I could be respected like all other races are.

Premature ejaculation? I think not.

When I first lost my virginity, I did not finish to ejaculation.

Miyami (lost virginity) 12/30/06 – N/A
Mizuki 12/31/06 – 40 minutes
Nana (best sex ever) 7/31/07 – 60 minutes
Nozomi (worst sex ever) 8/6/07 – 30 minutes
Nozomi (after a three hour sleep) 8/6/07 – 20 minutes (she let out a long queef afterwards)

Those are my statistics. Upper Deck should print out Lovers Cards of me, with my face on the front and my Japanese women statistics on the back.

Via Dragid.com – Back From Japan

Posted by Cinnamon on Friday, August 10, 2007, at 9:11 pm. Filed under Culture Shock, Japan, Sex, Travel and Leisure, Weird Stuff. Follow any responses to this post with its comments RSS feed. You can post a comment or trackback from your blog.