Cheetah Girl Adrienne Bailon’s Naked Photo Scandal

Adrienne Bailon, best known as a member of the pop group “The Cheetah Girls”, is the latest Disney girl who can’t keep her clothes on around a camera, triggering yet another predictable slutty scandal.

Half-naked photos of 25-year-old Bailon recently hit the web, a result of her computer getting stolen from JFK airport back in October.

The laptop was returned to her after someone called JFK demanding 1,000 dollars from her–but apparently it wasn’t returned in time for Bailon to avoid having her sexy photos stolen.

The photos were taken for Bailon’s boyfriend, Robert Kardashian (21), younger brother to Kim Kardashian (another girl who’s no stranger to sex scandals), and Bailon is planning to take legal action over the issue.

But let’s get to the larger, much more pressing issue. Clearly there is something in the water over at Disney. We simply refuse to believe that so many girls would continue to be quite so naive if there wasn’t some larger, evil cosmic force at work.

Let’s look at the facts.

A long time ago a sweet girl by the name of Britney Spears was a member of the Mickey Mouse Club. Then Britney Spears grew up, took off her underpants, and showed the world her privatest Britney bits.

Then Disney star Vanessa Hudgens took off her clothes, photographed herself, and those photographs hit the web.

Then Britney Spear’s little sister, Disney star Jamie-Lynne Spears, got all pregnant.

Then Disney star Miley Cyrus insisted on taking a whole lot of pictures of herself wearing very little clothing and making what appear to be attempts at provocative faces.