Every man fantasizes about a day in which they can freely engage in sex with multiple women at once. On December 21st, that hedonistic dream almost became a reality thanks to the Raelians, an alien-centered religious group that aspired to protest armed conflict by organizing the world’s largest orgy in Tel-Aviv.
The event was going to attract at least 250 participants of all sexual orientations: Straight, bisexual, gay and lesbian and was meant to make a powerful and highly relevant statement in this most troubled part of the world: that it is far better to make love rather than war.
‘The purpose of the event was to try and bring world peace through mass orgasm, this by experiencing consensual sex and natural, uninterrupted pleasure. It was important to make love without feeling guilty or shy’ commented Kobi Drori, the head of the Raelians in Israel.
Drori also complained about the fact that nowadays the words war violence and murder are considered OK but not the words love and sex. ‘It should be the other way around. Several years ago an Iraqi boy whose limbs were amputated was shown on TV and everybody treated this as if it was okay, but when Janet Jackson exposed her breast during the Superbowl the American nation was appalled’ continued Drori.
Sadly, World Orgasm Day, also known as the “Greatest Holiday Ever,” was canceled after organizers received countless threats from the prudes of the world, who undoubtedly cringed at the thought of a group orgy. The threats are believed to come from ultra-orthodox Jews who feel such celebrations violate the sanctity of the Holy Land and go against the morality of Judaism.
A very attractive 22 year old woman who identified herself as ‘Yael’ was dissapointed that the orgy was called off. ‘Raelian belief makes sense, and I was looking forward to participate in this event in an uninhibited way, this is what we were created for, and the fanatics will not hold us back forever.’
Of course, the Raelians, who believe mankind was placed on Earth by an alien civilization centuries ago, aren’t taking this one lying down (pun intended). And so, they’re firing back with a crusade against Santa Claus.
From a press release on their official site:
The International Raelian Movement plans to launch an anti-Santa Claus campaign with a dedicated Web site and the distribution of stickers announcing “There is no Santa!”
[…] “People forget that the original celebrations at this time of year weren’t even Christian,” he said. “Ancient Romans knew them as Saturnalia, wonderful pagan events at which people partied and had fun by dancing in the nude and really letting loose.
[…] Raelians around the world exchanged “Merry Saturnalia” wishes yesterday.
I know what you’re thinking: Naked Christmas is better than Clothed Christmas.
The Raelians are known for their liberal attitudes towards sexuality. They believe that mankind was created by aliens who arrived here thousands of years ago in UFOs. Despite their opposition to Biblical attitudes towards sex they see the Bible as a book that bears witness to ancient alien visitors, and place particular emphasis on the Book of Ezekiel, which they see as an ancient account of a UFO visitation.
International Orgasm Day
As for International Orgasm Day itself, this year was evidently the third annual occurrence. There’s even an online store for the thing. Here’s how it’s described by the kind folks over at GlobalOrgasm.org:
It’s the Third Annual Global Orgasm for Peace, and war still rages around the world. The bully-boy Alpha-Mask Men everywhere are still looking for ways to prove their manhood through destruction and slaughter, with the support of global corporations that act without accountability to keep us all divided and fearful.
It’s time for a new paradigm of partnership with each other and the Earth; of joy in life and love. An Evolutionary Revolution of Partnership and Fourth-Wave Feminism, with women guiding men towards loving mindfulness; women and men lowering the birth-rate to one child per woman; men learning from women new definitions of “progress”; less dependence on the ’stuff’ we are told we need; of conscious intention for harmony between the sexes, the races and our species and the rest of the world we share.
It can all begin with all of us feeling our personal peace and joy, then launching it out to the world. – YNetNews
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