I know, I know, the very sight of a list of pre-holiday body-beautifying tips is enough to make you feel quite faint.
But don’t think of these 10 ways to get in to shape for summer as a pile of must-do chores. It’s weeks and weeks till the holidays, after all.
Just pick one – the one that bothers you most, or the one that looks easiest to you – and give it a go. It might change your life, or at least give you the encouragement to try another.
Empty champagne bottles are already stacking up on Saturday afternoon at Nikki Beach, an exclusive bar on Cannes seafront where Mariah Carey and Eva Longoria Parker dined the night before.
The alcohol’s effect is all too evident as a crowd clad in garishly expensive designer clothes dances on the sand.
Suddenly, a blonde woman jumps on to a table and cheers erupt as her boyfriend sprays a £350 magnum of Piper Heidsieck champagne over her already see-through white dress, which she promptly peels off, followed swiftly by her underwear.
Onlookers whoop appreciatively as she writhes around wearing only a huge diamond Chanel pendant around her neck.
Ogling men step forward to pour more champagne over her head and into her mouth while women flock round excitedly.
If you thought the Cannes Film Festival was the height of French glamour and celebrity sophistication, think again. Gone are the days when this event was renowned for its understated chic.
Where Hollywood’s greatest names – from Kirk Douglas and Gregory Peck to Audrey Hepburn and Bette Davis – once strolled along the beach, freeloading Britons and uncouth Eurotrash now congregate, united in their desire to get high on sex, drink and drugs.
Men might want to remember a new rhyme: a drink a day keeps erectile dysfunction away.
Despite traditional views about the effects of booze on male performance, new research suggests that moderate drinking actually protects against impotence in the long term – perhaps for the same reason a glass or two of wine a day cuts the odds of suffering from heart disease.
There is good evidence that excessive drinking can hinder sexual performance after a night out – a phenomenon sometimes called “brewer’s droop”. The effect has been noted for many years: “[Drink] provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance,” Shakespeare reminds us in Macbeth. Continue reading ›
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PETA’s ad—which features a bevy of beauties who are powerless to resist the temptation of veggie love—was deemed too hot for the Super Bowl. NBC rejected the video because of concerns over “rubbing pelvic region with pumpkin,” a woman “screwing herself with broccoli,” and more. Continue reading ›
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