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Anna Paquin’s Wild Vampire Sex In True Blood

 

 

To talk about True Blood is to talk about sex: barely a scene goes by without something between innuendo and a full-on orgy. This isn’t new to vampire fiction, as Latoya Peterson pointed out in a piece for Double X.

 

 

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James Bond’s Licence To Have Unlimited Sex

The creator of James Bond liked his women wealthy, double-jointed and able to make an incomparable Bearnaise sauce. What went on in the often dark sexual world of Bond girls and Ian Fleming? Continue reading ›

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iPhone 3G ‘By Far The Porn Friendliest Phone’

Apple may be golden because of the iPhone, but the soon-to-be-updated device is also increasingly the source of forbidden fruit. Steve Jobs’ company is keeping a civil, if embarrassed, silence on one of the potentially most lucrative and controversial uses of its handheld jewel: porn. Continue reading ›

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All Nude H-cup Gymnastics and Nude Zenra Opera

Zenra Gymnastics ~ All Nude Shintaisou

SOD’s famous zenra (full nude) series continues, staring an eagerly anticipated discovery of a beautiful active gymnast in the form of the uber cute Myu Ayase.

Myu however, isn’t your ordinary gal. She’s a petite powerhouse that also comes in an H-cup variety (just the way we like it), that proudly displays her years of dedicated training through the seemingly impossible contortions of her body that shows off the beauty of the female form. Throughout the production you’ll see her routine in full gymnast attire, school uniforms, micro bikini’s and eventually in the nude. Continue reading ›

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French Wine and Food Indulgence – A Bordeaux Rose

If you are looking for fine French wine and food, consider the world-famous Bordeaux region of southwestern France. You may find a bargain, and I hope that you’ll have fun on this fact-filled wine education tour in which we review a Bordeaux rose from an internationally renowned producer. Continue reading ›

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No One’s Rig Can Handle Crysis’s Mind Blowing Graphics

For the few people who have a PC powerful enough to run it at the top settings, Crysis is brilliant. For these lucky few, mind-blowing graphics elevate what would otherwise be just another solid shooter into the realm of must-have gaming.

Sadly, for those of us without golden toothbrushes, private jets and PCs from the future, it remains just a solid shooter, that isn’t in quite the same league as other recent triple-A releases.

FOR mere mortals, Crysis chugs. There, I said it.

Those five words clear up years of speculation and misinformation. Unless you have an SLI setup with at least two 8800GTX video cards, do not expect Crysis to look like the oil paintings that EA has been passing off as in-game screenshots for the last 18 months.

Well, to be totally truthful, the game can look this gorgeous on a single video card… if you prefer your framerate to run at a pace that makes the Lambert Glacier look hasty.

If you want to see how good this game can look on a PC that you can’t afford, check out our video review:

During your first days with Crysis, you’ll spend more time staring at the advanced graphics options menu and various tweak guides on the web (which are going to see some amazing traffic spikes when Crysis hits shelves) than the lush jungles within the game. I know I did – every time I managed to get a playable frame rate, I’d dick around with the options to try and get more eye candy without sacrificing frame rate. Which never happened.

This poor performance is a massive slap to the face with a reality trout, and one that we should have known was coming given the game’s poor performance in the beta and demo. Our test machine is by no means a slouch – with a Core 2 Duo processor overclocked to 3.3GHz, 2GB of DDRII-800 memory, a GeForce 8800GTX and 680i SLI motherboard, this ninja cuts through every other game like a ninjato through decomposing manatee flesh.

Yet in Crysis, this machine is lucky to get 25 frames a second… with all settings on medium, a resolution of 1680 x 1050 and no anti-aliasing (which, by the way, appears to be incompatible with the game’s higher level shaders). A crafty motion blur effect goes some way to hide the sloth-like framerate, making turning seem much smoother than it is, but it won’t fool anybody after a short while.

Read the full review: Crysis

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