I know, I know, the very sight of a list of pre-holiday body-beautifying tips is enough to make you feel quite faint.
But don’t think of these 10 ways to get in to shape for summer as a pile of must-do chores. It’s weeks and weeks till the holidays, after all.
Just pick one – the one that bothers you most, or the one that looks easiest to you – and give it a go. It might change your life, or at least give you the encouragement to try another.
Hollywood bombshell Megan Fox doesn’t quite like the profession she is in as the star believes that the actors are like prostitutes who get paid for doing something unethical.
“When you think about it, we actors are kind of prostitutes,” the Transformers star told the GQ magazine.
“We get paid to feign attraction and love. Other people are paying to watch us kissing someone, touching someone, doing things people in a normal monogamous relationship would never do with anyone who’s not their partner. It’s really kind of gross,” Fox said.
However the actress, who had openly talked about her lesbian relationship with a Russian stripper earlier, downplayed her wild image, “I have this sort of promiscuous image. People assume I’m really overtly sexually aggressive and that I’m this wild child. And I’m not like that at all.”
The 22-year-old added that despite being nothing like the “promiscuous wild child” portrayed in the media, she is more than happy to play up to her reputation.
“I would rather have an image that is wild and promiscuous than go out of my way to be proper all the time.”
Empty champagne bottles are already stacking up on Saturday afternoon at Nikki Beach, an exclusive bar on Cannes seafront where Mariah Carey and Eva Longoria Parker dined the night before.
The alcohol’s effect is all too evident as a crowd clad in garishly expensive designer clothes dances on the sand.
Suddenly, a blonde woman jumps on to a table and cheers erupt as her boyfriend sprays a £350 magnum of Piper Heidsieck champagne over her already see-through white dress, which she promptly peels off, followed swiftly by her underwear.
Onlookers whoop appreciatively as she writhes around wearing only a huge diamond Chanel pendant around her neck.
Ogling men step forward to pour more champagne over her head and into her mouth while women flock round excitedly.
If you thought the Cannes Film Festival was the height of French glamour and celebrity sophistication, think again. Gone are the days when this event was renowned for its understated chic.
Where Hollywood’s greatest names – from Kirk Douglas and Gregory Peck to Audrey Hepburn and Bette Davis – once strolled along the beach, freeloading Britons and uncouth Eurotrash now congregate, united in their desire to get high on sex, drink and drugs.
For anybody still wondering about Megan Fox’s sexuality, the gorgeous star has come clean – sort of.
The Transformers actress says she’s a bisexual woman who won’t sleep with other bisexual women.
She told Esquire: “I think people are born bisexual and they make subconscious choices based on the pressures of society.
“I have no question in my mind about being bisexual.
This is the Russian pop singer who last night claimed to be the mystery girl blamed for ending Mel Gibson’s marriage.
Sexy Oksana Pochepa, 24, says she has fallen for the 53-year-old actor and hopes their love is “strong and long-lasting”.
She revealed she was the woman snapped frolicking in the surf with Mel earlier this year.
The photos sparked a storm of speculation about Mel’s 28-year marriage.
Kelly Brook has reminded her rugby ace Danny Cipriani just what he’s missing out on after peeling down to her bikini.
While the Wasps and England No 10 remains holed up in London, actress Kelly, 29, flaunted a perfect 10 of her own in an itsy-bitsy black bikini.
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